As I mentioned before, over the past year I've been to many places and seen many cool things in this world. In part 1 we finished up at FurTheMore, one of those furry conventions in Tysons Corner, VA. Shortly after that I accompanied Agmane to San Diego.
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2015-06-04 - San Diego, CA |
While in San Diego, Agmane broke the news to me that he wanted to go to Califur, a con in Irvine, California. I reluctantly agreed when he told met that there would be other unicorns there.
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2015-06-06 - Irvine, CA - Califur |
While at Califur, we shared our room with a most delightful donkey. I insisted he join us when I wanted to go to the beach.
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2015-06-05 - Newport Beach, CA |
Walking around in my true form was no big deal in the City of Angels. The ignorant hewmans all thought I was a play actor from one of their "moving pictures."
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2015-06-07 - Los Angeles, CA - Union Station |
I was told this was Dan Aykroyd's private car. Unfortunately he has no time for unicorns. *grumbles*
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2015-06-08 - El Paso, TX |
After a hard night of serving dinner to my fellow passengers, I felt the dining car staff could use some rainbows in their lives.
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2015-06-08 - TX |
Unicorn Says: Always Maintain 3 points of contact when moving about the train!
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2015-06-08 - Somewhere in TX |
Our next stop was New Orleans. I found this vacant plinth near Jackson Square. I think a unicorn would look quite good here.
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2015-06-10 - New Orleans, LA - Jackson Square |
I'm always willing to imbibe upon the different concoctions you hewmans come up with to intoxicate yourselves. I was told that this place specialized in a signature drink called the hurricane. I quite enjoyed it.
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2015-06-10 - New Orleans, LA - Pat O'Briens, Home of the Hurricane |
After our long road trip, I took some time off before heading to another one of those furry conventions with Agmane. This time we headed to the world's largest convention: Anthrocon in Pittsburgh, PA.
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2015-07-12 - Anthrocon - Pittsburgh, PA |
Some say unicorns are as tall as we are so that we are able to reach the top shelf. This is clearly incorrect as a proper unicorn never has to reach for anything! The fine staff at The Brewers Art certainly met this standard of service.
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2015-07-17 - Artscape - Brewers Art - Baltimore, MD - Taken By SeikoLiz |
The City of Baltimore was kind enough to clear the streets for my visit.
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2015-07-17 - Artscape - Baltimore, MD - Taken By SeikoLiz |
This "street art" is such a refreshing change from the money driven gallery scene. Ephemeral works painted by the people, for the people. I was so impressed I immediately purchased these walls and am having them transported to my estate.
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2015-07-17 - Graffiti Alley - Baltimore, MD - Taken by SeikoLiz |
Owning a professional sports team seems like mighty good fun. Of course they will have to have a proper equine theme unlike this burd related team in Baltimore.
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2015-08-08 - Camden Yards, Baltimore, MD |
These "pony" enthusiasts (Agmane calls them "Bronies") make a mockery of all equine traditions! Of course their heart is in the right place so I reluctantly entertained their requests for photographs. Oddly enough the fake pony hewman on the right reminds me of an eclectic fellow I met several centuries ago.
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2015-08-08 - Bronycon - Baltimore, MD - With Derpy and Doctor Whooves |
I was invited to the United Kingdom by a very special zebra furry person who I very much enjoyed spending time with. He and a deer friend of his were nice enough to accompany me on a walk through London. I quite love London (and the UK), they properly respect Unicorns there. As they should, of course, since we're one of the two creatures on their national seal.
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2015-08-29 - London, UK |
Finally, some hewman accommodations worthy of a Unicorn lord.
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2015-08-29 - London, UK |
One of my hewman guides helped me recreate the scene from the Queen Elizabeth gate. Raaar he says. *smirks*
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2015-08-29 - London, UK |
A week after returning to North America, Agmane and I traveled to Philadelphia to attend a "tailgate" party (a confusing name since none of the participants had tails) supporting the local sports club known as the Eagles. Apparently a hewman spiritual leader called the pope was also in town to support the same team and he and I were able to exchange pleasantries
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2015-09-20 - Philadelphia, PA - Sports Complex |
Agmane has failed to explain to me why there is a hewman atop Philadelphia's city hall instead of a unicorn. After all, equines originated in the new world!
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2015-09-20 - Philadelphia, PA |
Agmane invited me along to the beach with some of his friends. Of course, there was an potential hurricane headed our way. I talked to my people and got that fixed. ;-) , although there was nothing they could do about the wind. Still, a good time was had by all, except for when some dog and his emo companion showed up to interrupt my wind-walk.
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2015-10-03 - Stone Harbor, NJ |
Finally, one year to the day I arrived in this world, I returned to the Maryland Renaissance Festival. Not all hewman children are sticky little gremlins. :-)
In the past year I've traversed the US and made an appearance in the lovely city of London, where they love unicorns! I've had such a good time meeting you hewmans, especially the furry ones. They are quite entertaining, even if I think pretending to be a fake-animal-person is a bit daft. ;-)
To close it out, nearly geographical bookends (if you don't count the UK!) Newport Beach, CA to the West, Stone Harbor, NJ to the East.
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